A MO-Dot Conspiracy

Welcome all to the Neil Hicks Conspiracy Hour.

Yes, I have a conspiracy about how the MO-Dot (Missouri Dept. of Transportation) comes up and down my road with no real reason. I think that they are actually out to get me (not really, but its kinda freaky). For the past two weeks a crap spreader has either followed me or passed me on my way home. For thoes who dont know what a crap spreader is...its a thing sent out by the sanitation department that spreades the sludge from the bottom of the sewage containers, onto feilds. So i think that as soon as i get my car re-liscenes i will go undercover against MO-Dot