Bruised And Broken

Who can cut their hand on a plastic container, me. I don't know how that I can do that but I did. I was helping one of my coworkers open something, and wham...now I have a cut along my finger. Oh well its not the end of the world. But its all good. I am currently working on an adventure...It's going to be really short but its a start. As I get better they are gonna get better....hopefully....

Follow The....What?

When I tell people that i have never seen the Wizard of Oz, they over react. A few things that people have done are:

• Curse at me
• Walk away
• Drop their jaw in disbelief

I just think people need to calm down. Because I have read the book, which I thought was good. The book is a little more violent with the Tin man. He ends up chopping off the flying monkies heads. Its quite graphic for such a happy book. If your looking for the book here it is. I just had to get that out.

PS: I'm now just finally watching Sleeping Beauty, for the first time as well. The end part anyway.

PPS: Don't you hate thoes cuts or bruises that you have no idea where they came from? Me too.

Bloody Hell!

Is it just me or when you see a really hot woman with a British accent, the hotness factor goes up. I don't know why its like that but it is. I know people that think Irish accents are hot, but I just find them eventually annoying.

I've go to go watch a movie now, goodbye.

News Flash!

Here are two highlights from out favotire Secretary of Defence, Donald Rumsfeld.

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Sunday he is
bracing for even
more violence in
Iraq and acknowledged that the
insurgency "could go on for
any number of years."

Well no one saw that coming...I mean NO one.

The assessment comes on the heels of the latest Associated Press-Ipsos poll
showing public doubts about the war reaching a high point — with more than half
saying that invading Iraq was a mistake.

I knew that one from the begining.

If you wanna read some more revolutionary ideas go to Yahoo.

You Can Be One Too!

Thats right, click it to be another statistic in the world, just like me!

Lameness Aplenty

HOLY CRAP!

Soap operas are really lame. When I was growing up I remember seeing the baby stealing and the cat fights. Now its moved on to more sophisticated things such as:

• Wife Stealing
• Cheesy Make-Out Scenes
• Hiding The Existence Of People
• Black Magic
• Monkeys

These are just a few, many more can be seen on NBC, CBS, or ABC. Just tune in about lunch time, and cry yourself silly because of the drama.

Another thing that I hate about soap operas, is that there are these really old women wearing clothing that a 20 year old would wear. I mean I have nothing against older women, I just think that the people at the dressing department need to get smacked around.

Okay enough ranting...I'm just gonna write an article on it and you can see it later.

Rollin' With The Homies...

Have you ever heard that one song while going down the road or at home listening to it, and said to yourself, "I feel pretty damn cool". Then you look at the mirror and realize what a moron you look like grooving to the beat of the song.

That happened to me a few min ago, listening to Gorillaz (they have some cool beats and stuff on the CD). I'm looking around on the internet thinking "I'm awesome". Then I go put in my contacts and BAM! Its like gravity caught up to me once I saw me in the mirror.

I think that same thing happens to people at night clubs. You see all the people dancing because the song(alcohol), makes them feel cool and they act like a moron and they don't even know it.

Poor them.

(Holy crap, I named this entry after Clueless...ehh oh well)

The Twilight Zone

By loading this website you have entered the twilight zone. It seems that yesterday and today have been going oddly the same. I got back with Erin from swimming lessons and we immediatly went to the pool again. I sat there till 1:30 again. Its kind of scarry, I also have to go to work at the same time tonite.

So for the nobody that reads this I have an important question to ask about using Hotmail. If you say that you want it to remeber your name and password then why do you have to type it in again...I think the people at MSN have lost their minds about the whole remeber the password and whatnot.

Blowing Off The Dust

I've decided to bring up a bit of the recent past. It's one of my favorite posts from my old blog at Xanga (rip off). This is what I called the Woody Post....

NO! You pervs...*shakes head*

Sunday, April 24, 2005

So its been weeks since I've updated this great thing so I am doing so.
Okay, I got used to the idea of naked Barbies staring at me while I shower, but today I was introduced to a new horror...Woody...from Toy Story. Yes while showering my blurry vision detected the vague outline of a familiar Pixar film character.

I don't think that this is the fact that "hey its woody staring at me naked" that freaks me out...its that I have woody with is over joyous expression plastered across his face while staring at me naked.
I mean look at this scary ass face: linkage ==> woody.

Pool Party!

School children and pools....not a good combination. Especially when you are in civilian clothing and they are all in their swimsuits cannonballing water your way.

I woke up bright and early (9:00) and came to the realization that I had only a hour and 20 min before I had to go take Erin to swim lessons. On top of that I had a list of crap I had to do before them. So I rushed through most of that and then I went and took Erin to swim lessons. Then we went back to the pool and played some more with my mothers summer school class. Now in about 30 min. I again will be headed back to the pool for one of Erins friends birthday parties.

I'm water logged and haven't even set foot into the pool.

(On a side note: Why bright and early? I mean if you wake up in the early morning, its not gonna be bright...stupid analogy's.)

Choices...

What's with the millions of toothbrushes that are placed in a single location. I mean don't they all do the same job? You stick a little tooth paste on the fuzzy end and scrub. Recently I was faced with such a decision and it came down to the electric type.

What could simply be more exciting than have a toothbrush that does 75% of the work its self. All I do ever morning and night is put a little of my delicious tooth paste on the end and turn this baby on and guide the brush everywhere in my mouth...Wow technology, making my life easier.

Though noise does play a factor. When I attempt to go to my room to watch TV, my brother shoves me back into the bathroom and shuts the door. So I'm reduced to sitting on the toilet lid and brush my teeth.

Cold Hard Man

So last night at work one of my co-workers described me as cold hearted. Now I am kinda self conscious about this whole cold hearted thing. I mean yeah I can be mean but its only kindness. I mean if I don't make fun of you when im hanging around you, you know that I consider you someone that is a potential friend.

Enough of that though, im "excited" that here in a couple of hours I get to go a root canal. At least I think that's when I think it is. But there is nothing like finding out in the past a dentist gave you a crappy filling and now its fallen out.

Now its time to go wash some dishes before I go take my sister to swim practice. (Aren't I a nice brother!?)

Scrubs

Well I finally bought the entire first season of Scrubs (aka my favorite tv show), and I'm throughly enjoying it.

The ACT was sucessful at making me feel like I'm entirely stupid. Who comes up with these questions? Espically the math section...they use all these symbols and stuff.

It's all good im just gonna go back to watching my show....

Maybe better update later...

ACT Fever!

Well tommorrow is the wonderful ACT. Nothing like waking up pretty early in the morning and grogily taking a test that will see if you go to college or not.

The test is downright gay. Seriously.

The ACT does not test how smart you are, so whats the point of it. If it were an IQ test then i would happily take it. Showing off my brains dosnt really bother me. But seriously.....why?