Toothpaste and Bacon

I woke up this morning and found a bowl of cereal and bacon sitting out on the counter. No one was eating, mom had left, dad is mowing the lawn, and I, well I was getting ready to go to work. So I ate this stuff. I was good, though the bacon was cold it was pretty good. So then I shower and proceed to brush my teeth. Bad idea, you see, vanilla Mint toothpaste along with the taste of bacon...Don't really go together well. So if you ever run into this...DON'T eat it and brush your teeth.

Its not pretty.